AJ Shipley

"Wayyyy overpriced for near nothing portions. $9 for three chicken strips?"

"Bob, Eleanor, Sammy and Molly are lovely! Check out the zipline, make sure to put the plug in the boat and bring bottled water (unless you particularly enjoy sulphur)"

"Watch out for the drink lady. She polices the counter like a hawk. Sprite does look like water though ;)"

"It's a bridge. Get over it :)"

"Kris obviously hates her life and takes out her frustration at being an older cashier on patrons. Avoid like the plague"

"Charlie Sheen: great pizza choice, terrible actor"