Stephen Rogers

"Lose weight before you come - the rooms are tiny!! You risk getting wedged in and being unable to move."

"Beware the denizens of platform 2, they often prey on the good folk of platform 3 stealing our livestock and turnips!"

"They have bear lightsabers to go with the Luke and Darth outfits - cool and creepy at the same time!"

"A prince amongst departure gates!"

"Bonny Tyler on a loop.. If you're a fan you'll love it! Gin and tonics are fabulous though, and compensate for the music..."

"Listen to the kids English commentary - surreal stuff narrated by a cat. Far superior to the dreary adult one which will have you slitting your wrists by the end"