Brent Payne

"If you hear a frog croaking you might want to stop doing so yourself. :-)"

"If you aren't wearing a white shirt (must be white), tie and suit slacks; you'll stand out like a sore thumb and the bishop of the ward will make you wildly uncomfortable. Inviting? I think not!"

"Free Wi-Fi. The password is: themotelbar and the network is obvious."

"The first full-service online pawn shop offering a safe and easy way to borrow money against personal belongings."

"The maiden makes a mean lasagna. Ask for the Vanilla Vodka Diet Root Beer...it's the best!"

"Awesome priest. Relaxed sermons that come from personal experiences. Beautiful church architecture that's not over the top with graphic imagery of the crucifixion."