Chris LaBouve

"Try the veal!"

"Drop your empty in the drop lot by the bank. Head to guard shack at gate B and get further directions. They constantly change procedures here."

"If you have a load picking up here, take your Chill Pills before you come! Office people are rude, unorganized and you'll wait around on them for over an hour before you get assigned a door."

"Try the Chicken Brian fried! It takes it up to the next level!"

"Leo is not quite adequate for his job...if you are an outside shipper, I'd suggest checking in HOURS early to avoid him giving your load away."