Dan Brown

"I get my hair cut by Karyn who is great with short men's hair. Everyone does pretty well here though, from what I can tell. Say of course you should say "yes" to the handwax, you dummy!"

"Great place to relax and watch boats on a sunny day. Stay away from the fried food, but the sandwiches and salad are suprisingly delicious. PROTIP: 1/2 beer + 1/2 smirnoff ice = patio nirvana."

"Make your own Froyo. Get the cheesecake pieces and enjoy yourself."

"Pizza is greasy and quick. It's almost TOO greasy (almost impossible, I know), so I recommend splitting a slice with someone and down it with some of the next-door MOO Frites."

"Very delightful bakery that makes some mean bread. I can basically recommend everything here. They also put together a proscuitto/roast veggie sandwich that puts other Kensington fast food to shame."

"Great underserved bar on Queen Street. Come for the cheap beers (cheapest in the City IMHO), and stay for the chicken sliders. They also make a mean old-fashioned! Say hi to Kate the owner, of course."