Emily H.

"Staffed entirely by 19 year olds who are just back from first year Uni. They have never worked a bar before and won't move faster than 0.28 miles an hour so as not to mess up their hair."

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"There's a drink called the Albanian Killer. This can literally kill an Albanian from 20 feet. Beware!"

"A bleak, post modern experience, charting the age range & variety of despair in 21st century Britain. From the shortest, most desperate of skirts, to the shaking hands of the middle aged. All is lost."

"This pub has a pleasing bouquet of sawdust and cleaning products, which then burst on to the palate with an explosion of stout and a hint of sadness."

"The waitress combines sarcasm with dead eyes and a warm welcome in a beautiful melody of Peteborian traditional dancing."