French Connection Man

"Hang around with the good old boys and discuss which family of wood you should use to build your new drawbridge with."

"Laze in the baths or endure a spine-smashing massage. There isn't much more manly get-up than towel, slippers and smile."

"Watch an array of manly sports in one of the most prestigious venues in the world. We recommend hockey. A sport for real men."

"Spend a day strolling round the bars, exhibition areas and pavilions of the home of cricket. If you're really organised you might even get to watch a few overs too."

"Sit amongst the Pearly Kings and Queens of the East End as you observe to hard men to knock each other out, in the most respectable and dignified fashion."

"Eat three days worth of your daily allowance of meat in one sitting. Kansas style BBQ to gnaw on."