Gil Garcia

"Hire a babysitter!"

"The new mayor is a cunt. None of the workers know who she is. She checks in from her house."

"This is one of the only places in the mall with Dickies for girls. (My gf really needed a pair)."

"Rule: if someone is parked on the side of a parking row. They have the right to at least 4 spots in front of them. Chances are they don't have gas to drive around and have been waiting for hrs!"