Robert Lubow

"Start with the Saag Panir and move on to the Thai Panang Beef. Your foodhole will thank you!"

"There's rocking chairs inside the fort. Porch lyfe!"

"The handicapped stall in the men's room in Building 10 is the best place to poop on the island."

"Saturday night is karaoke night! Get there early and request a ton of songs... When it starts getting crowded, you'll be glad you did."

"Get two chorizo tacos… because you are SERIOUSLY going to regret it if you only get one!"

"The 'Pickle Back' might be the greatest thing i've ever tasted in my life"