Crystal Universe

"Be wary of bears."

"Be prepared to sit around for inane reasons and then to claim you're late because they took 30 minutes to get to checking you in."

"Easy parking, cleaner then ta or petro by factor of ten, kfc, taco bell, McDonald's close by. Better pricing and selection. No sit down restaurant though. Could walk to Petro."

"This don't look like a swift yard, none of the trailers are upside down."

"Cut across the secret road to the Walmart for supplies!"

"Stop at rest area about 2 miles north of this shithole. Way cleaner."