Jeff Gonick

"They don't have surf and turf, but the boogie board and rollerblades is legit (shrimp and chicken)"

"Bring your own chef's knife and wave it in the air violently while shouting Blind Melon lyrics for 10% off!"

"Tell them your the queen of Yorkshire and you "want your bloody pudding" for ten cents off a Guinness."

"Eat your way to happiness, then sadness, then happiness all over again."

"Fun fact: the Bloody Caesar has one drop of petrified blood from Marcus Aurelius in it. Mmmmm history!"

"The poutine is great! In your pants! With bacon!"