John Fabian

"Take advantage of the check-in special!"

"Found a fingernail in my milkshake."

"Smells like piss..."

"If you have low standards, when it comes to food, this is the place to be!"

"Try not to over order. Great prices and large portions."

"If you have a big appetite, I recommend the Dijon chicken & mushrooms. Don't forget to get a side of mashed potatoes and buttered corn!"