Laura Gonzo

"Bread is bad for ducks and geese! Feed them dried corn Instead."

"U-Scan voice too loud? There's a volume control on the screen. Turn it down or, preferably, mute it altogether."

"You CAN bring cell phones and laptops into the building IF you are here for jury duty. You will need to present your summons to security."

"As a displaced Texan, I really appreciate that these guys do brisket right. So glad I found them!"

"The barista tonight has the best tattoo: "Death before decaf.""

"Long layover? Crowded at your gate? Go hang out in F terminal. It's spacious and has lots of outlets."