Matthew Albert Kerly

"Pricey, warm, pre-poured bottles of lager. Not very Art Deco."

"You will not find a better, value for money sandwich on Streatham High Road. Fantastic deli!"

"Avoid. At all costs."

"Wagon & Horses, The Grove, Rubicon, The Antelope, (skip Gordon Bennett's) , up to The Lamb, and then into The Black Lion for last orders. Ladies & Gents, that's what they call the Maple Road Shuffle."

"Go for a fry-up... there's a traditional English breakfast which is real top quality AND comes with a Jerk sausage. Get it done!"

"On the face of it, a great looking pub- in actual reality, the best value for money Thai food. If you can get a table- have the Pad Thai; it's the (pea)nuts!"