Michael Emerson

"Everyone complaining about Rudys is an idiot. Come here for perfect brisket, made the way God intended. Sauce is great, but use it sparingly to get the full meat effect."

"Check out the girl at the front desk! Wowie zowie!!!"

"Coop was solid. Try the Avery Mephistopheles if it is still available...packs a punch at 15.1 ABV."

"Call ahead for service appointments. The online system doesn't work right. The sales department was really good to me though when I bought the car."

"The salads are big and not so healthy, but very tasty! Try the Cobb."

"Get the all-you-can eat sausage. So delicious!"