SOS

"This post office has the best music."

"The beats are really good here, also the rhymes are where it's at."

"This light gets very congested. If you're on the east side exit going left, the far left exit lane is usually clear."

"Beware of dogs (and cat)."

"I don't get any reception in hell."

"If you ever get a pump that goes really slow, give it 5 seconds to catch up and then pump. Happens sometimes but not much. Good people here."