Shayne Sivley

"Today it was ridiculously disappointing. While they were busy, they couldn't keep drink orders straight and it took 10 minutes to get a sandwich."

"I like kids just fine, but this place seems to gravitate all the shit parents who can't control their kids. In my vision I see 6 tables with kids who need new parents...food is meh. So whatever."

"Their helium is the lightest in town."

"Buy the 5 falafel thing and then throw them at each other. They dig that, especially during cleanup."

"All the cooking is automated from his laptop."

"Request the off-menu item Chowder Julius or the Grover Loaf. Fanastical."