Will Wallingford

"There's only one plug seat, and it can go fast. Bring a splitter and you'll make friends quickly."

"Great place to stop for lunch when you're trapped on the southern end of the Riverside/Lemay railroad. You'll have time to grab a bite. That train ain't goin' anywhere. Trust me. :P"

"If you're using the restroom, and somebody knocks, you better speak up because that person is one piece of spare change from popping that lock and catching you with your trousers down. They'll do it!"

"Swanky new ATM now allows checks and cash to be deposited all at once! About time Chase caught up with Wells Fargo!"

"The "Redvolution" may have came with added perks, but at a terrible price: No more free fries! $2 each! :("

"They just upgraded the waiting area. Try out the carpet! Seriously! It's super squishy! It's the most comfortable pacing you'll ever do waiting for the nurse."