John Pham

"Doesn't matter if you're big spoon or little spoon, just expect to be JoeyCuddlez."

"Beware of naked neighbor. Sometimes it's the guy. Sometimes it's the girl. Sometimes their having sex."

"Beware of the sock monster under the bed."

"Find Memorial Hall & see all the names throughout the 102 year history of the former Chicago high school seminary."

"Beware of the ghosts in the basement."

"Save your money and go around the corner to Johnny's or J's for a burger."