Ross Smith

"On sports nights this loud man with glasses comes in and orders a diet coke. He can ruin your night because he has no inside voice"

"I like pinch a lot but the only problem I have with it is there can be 2 people in the bar and they will charge cover. I'm over 21 so I'm obviously going to spend money here charge those under 21's"

"Try not to laugh at all the rock columns that look like make genitalia"

"Anyone know the wifi password?"

"It's Kansas what can I say. 4% alcohol beer..and fat women with meth teeth. Get me the hell outta here."

"Not going lie...place was full of hot blondes working. One had funky teeth but overall it's a good stop even if the food is so/so"