Aaron Mo

"Ba-mee is great"

"Rumor has it, if you throw a hot dog in the mayors dryer, she will reward you with a one year gift card to Waffle House."

"The mayor of this credit union has $0.37 in her savings account."

"This place smells like rotten tomatoes. If you buy the host a can of air freshener, she will repay you with bad jokes and preparation H."

"There is this girl named Jess (former mayor of Wishy washy in St. Louis) who recently has started doing her laundry at this facility. Give her Stag and spit on her and she'll do your laundry for you."

"If the mayor smells like cheese curds, then you know she had a disgusting weekend, and you want no part of her dirty clothing."