Phil Schott

"This place is pretty awesome except for all the kids"

"The food is mediocre at best. The queso is from a can and wicked bland. Been here three times. There won't be a fourth trip. Clown shoes."

"This place is clown shoes. Slow service. Staff is confused if you order more than two combo meals. Recently received a health dept rating of 85%. The place is not clean. You should avoid."

"Don't poop in the pool or the Overton's will lose their shit"

"The Hot Wheels exhibit is pretty cool. Be sure to check it out."

"It's now a Speedway"