Trevor Nygaard

"Don't go golfing the same day you go flying, the random "hand scan" as they call it @ security will land you in a heap of trouble with the traces of fertalizer on you from the round!"

"I'm sure that the casino manager is some 60 year old hag in the middle of menopause that sits in an office playing minesweeper. Bring a sweatshirt or something just in case, they keep this place COLD"