"Screen blank? No internet? Computer on fire? TKG IT is on the job! Also, JERKY!!!"
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· San Francisco, États-Unis
"My Fellow DRTKGians, as the DRTKG has been dissolved, I hereby will end my tenure as Mayor to make room for the rightful Mayor of Shaun's office. Thank you, and god bless DRTKG."
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· Brunswick, États-Unis
"Mayor Garcia has awesome beef jerky that he is willing to share as long as he is in office. Vote Garcia - it's all in the game, baby!"
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· Brunswick, États-Unis
"Remember: a vote for Rob is a vote for your computer not exploding!"
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· Brunswick, États-Unis