Chad Fjerstad

"Brandi is the raddest landlord/apt manager I ever had!"

"Don't jerk off on the eliptical. They are watching you from security cameras"

"Spicy Seafood here is the best fucking thing i've ever eaten!!!"

"Don't pay $900 for a new MBox with MIDI SYNC capabilities here. It won't work and no employees will know how to help you."

"The ratio of hot to not hot strippers is way higher here than at most strip clubs. It's worth your time."

"By the way, that's not her in that picture. That's Andy Sam Dimas, who is hot too obviously"