Troy Parsons

"If you have to be here for an extended time, go grab a drink at Starbucks across the way or grab lunch at Del Taco or Jack In The Box while you wait for your clothes to get done."

"There is a Big Dog Park and a Small Dog Park. Please take your dog to the corresponding park unless you have small and big dogs and the big one is used to little dogs."

"Bring ear plugs!! Screaming brats and people playing their Mexican polka, hip hop, and Justin Beiber from their phones will drive you to kill in no time flat!!!"

"This fucking place sucks!!!"

"Welcome to Magic Johnson's prison release program. Quite a few employees here have MAJOR attitude problems. It was much better when Disney handled all it's own CM food services!!"

"The NEW and IMPROVED Star Tours is the BEST attraction at the resort!!!!!!"