Sara Schwartz

"Banos v. Restrooms? Banos all the way"

"Don't bother - everything is gross and the soft serve had suspicious particles in it."

"Don't turn your back on the manishevitz sangria - it's a doozy!"

"Tricky toilet, remember to jiggle the handle and push it in with the flat of your hand after flushing"

"The garden is beautiful!"

"Loose lips sink chips"