Johnny Goldfire

"It's like paying for and then waiting hours on end for someone to rape you!"

"Very nice small boutique hotel. Great staff and wonderful rooms. Small but worth the experience!"

"I went here to record a single and ended up pregnant, my only child support being cab fare. my child's name is deception."

"Great course marshals ignoring the slow play of the group in front of us. That's your only job!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Cool club, good music but all the chicks have Adams apples"

"Jeff's mother is running a one woman brothel in the mens room. Knock twice on stall #2"