Harlen Welsh

"Neither to Like nor Dislike: it just Is."

"I've been mayor for awhile here but I must say drinks are cheap but weak, beer is good and tall, they've screwed up takeout more than once. Still, I keep hoping."

"THE CLYDE BURGER is awesome. Eat it onsite or take the leftovers home. Travels well as takeout. It is yummy yummy yummiest."

"646B46: Six oysters for six bucks if ordered before 6PM."

"Great place. Some bartenders might hold a grudge if you act like an asshole. Not that I would know anything about such affairs."

"No running. Or jumping. Humping if discrete."