Patrick

"If you disagree with any senator just simply call and yell at their interns! It always changes their minds!"

"Apparently there's a strict "no clothes no service" policy here and that it's "not my living room""

"Watch out for the velociraptors on the second floor! They're usually friendly but they can snap."

"Watch out for the velociraptors! They don't usually attack students unless provoked, so be wary."

"Great singing lessons in the rotunda! They always encourage visitors to express their vocal skills!"

"If you fall asleep, prepare to get touched. And I don't mean in the good way."