Stephen Merritt

"After arriving in the terminal look around for an abandoned SmarteCarte, People about to go through Security dump them. Then take the elevator down to baggage claim. Return the cart & get $.25. Win!"

"Not to be missed. Closes at around 5:30 PM."

"While it's spring everywhere else in Asia, it's still very cold (4 degrees C) here in April. And the terminal, though very modern, is not heated. Dress warm and be very polite to Chinese Immigration?"

"The Bund is only a 1km walk. Skip the bus and walk it."

"Get a visa. Even if you never plan on getting off the ship in this shithole of a port. Otherwise Chinese immigration will wake your ass up at 6am to ask why you don't have a visa. Don't mention TAIWAN"

"There's a really HOTT TSA agent doing the strip searches. Definitely worth the overnight jail stay and high bail in the AM just to see hum again in court..."