Shannon

"This used to be called Holy Guacamole, but now the amazingly awesome Chano owns the place!"

"NOTHING IS GLUTEN FREE. Don't go if you are allergic, apparently everything is cooked in a pot with spices. How the fuck don't you have fresh plain shellfish at a seafood restaurant?"

"I don't get the bad reviews of this store. Yeah TWC is a ripoff, but the store itself runs efficiently. You take a number and wait. Pretty simple!"

"Best gyro and chicken combo greek salad I ever had. Absolutely worth the wait!"

"The soap makes you horny."