Stuart Lambert

"Usually awesome roast but poor effort today which was a shame. Got the stringy end of a beef joint rather than the nice pink stuff. Boo. Covering with horseradish didn't hide it..."

"The bearded woman from C4's Embarrassing Bodies drinks here!"

"Go to the toilet before joining the Eurostar queue"

"Lovely boutique hotel. Heather is lovely. Go for the muffins-in-bed brekkie followed by full English!"

"The man who looks like House crossed with Banana Man Eric is a PR wizard. He gives free PR advice to random commuters, and then blows smoke in their face."

"The man smoking in the far left outside table is called Guy. He gives free PR advice to random passers-by, and then blows smoke in their face."