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"Come for the traditional, Italian cappuccino. Stay for the delicious gelato."

"They frequently lose children and allow degree holders in religion to "teach" Math & Science. Unreal."

"Bring your singles!"

"Vehicle break ins are surprisingly frequent. The joys of bored kids in the suburbs."

"So many dogs. Way too many dogs. Don't step in anything."

"The fact that people like this exist is painful. Hello excess."