Tabitha Bathory

"I almost cried every time I took a bite of food with Zip Sauce on it. 1000/10."

"Their chocolate cake murdered me. Flawless. My burritos were perfect. My only complaint is that the guac had cilantro in it."

"The bacon was cooked perfectly and the pancakes were nice and fluffy. Lovely service in a beautiful greasy spoon."

"Giant drinks the size of your head and solid ass steak chunklettes. Stan and Leo gave me a solid evening."

"This is easily the best pizza I've ever had. The crust and how thick the dough is blew my tits clean off."

"No debit, no free refills, the wings were big but not very flavorful. Also I was insulted they carded me and my friends upon entry, not even at a drink purchase, as we're all 25-28."