David Auker

"Private cigar lounge. There is a well stocked humidor inside that takes credit cards, bring your own alcohol."

"Nice coffee shop with room to sit but not comfortable enough to be there an extended period of time. Service was slow and both of our to-go drinks were wrong."

"Best Buy: Like Amazon.com but with less selection and higher prices."

"The glass is there for a reason. We learned at age 4 to use our words. If you must point, keep your nose-picking fingers on your side of the glass."

"I am tired of the "fancy" coke machines. They slow people down creating an unnecessary line and the product never tastes quite right. Order a beer instead."

"Went in for my free Durango and they wouldn't give it to me! That Ron Burgundy is full of shit."