Abi Stewart

"Pete was just the cutest bus driver ever. His replacement is a hateful douchebag. Watch out for the 5:25p bus..."

"Get yer summer fashions did!!"

"Come by and check out our epic attempts at landscaping. We have Rosemary, Lavendry, and a bush named Barb. She is hella f-o-i-n-e. Apartment #12 ia where it's at, and if Piggy doesn't eat your face of"

"Cigarettes are expensive here, but it's a prime location for snagging a quick Redbull or 4Loko before hitting up FeCeSlaughters.... Also has fresh fruit and delicious iced tea for the morning! Yummy."

"The bus due @ 8:08a rarely comes before 8:14a."