Matthew Hannikainen

"Toilet is broken so the lawn is your best option! Also, buries under the driveway is a solid gold bar! Find it and it's yours! Happy digging!"

"Ask the owner if they can shower before they pour you beer. Also the owner gives you a $5 bill everytime you mention "cheese filled sluts!"."

"don't eat the pizza. Instead ask for water. Much better value. The owner also is hot and sexy. Hopefully the owner is the brunette who showed me her awesome rack in the bathroom! Talk about huge!"

"Ask Jayne for the clothes that don't have cheese stains! Jayne you rule!"

"Just how sick do you have to be to be mayor of a medical centre? That Michelle chick must be hyper sick dude!"