matthew nakamura

"The bathroom code is: 56264"

"Eat too many crepes and you'll have to take a big crepe soon after."

"This airport has a great mom and pop burger joint called burger king. It's a little on the pricier side, but worth it! Ask for the whopper...TRUST ME."

"This airport is so old school. You walk right on the runway. They even let you smoke on the plane, pinch the stewardess' rears and call them, "cupcake." Just like the good ol' days."

"This place is caked in harmful mold that gave my 6 year old son respiratory problems which doctors deemed, "befuddling and irreversable.""

"Bring plenty of napkins! Not because the food is messy, but because it will blow your mind and there will be blood and bits of skull everywhere. Ew!"