Johnny Long

"My furst nude yoga class and they really are making me feel comfortable!"

"They have wonderful chocolate enemas here!"

"Backyard Billy really knows how to make you squeal like a pig!"

"The owner apparently thinks I am a silly man and keeps trying to touch me inappropriately."

"Great place to burn out your nostrils and sinus cavities out from the overwhelming chlorine."

"The fried toe nails here are excellent! Highly recommend!"