Cheese slid off the cracker

"Shrimp tacos are amazeballs."

"Avoid this place at all costs!!!!"

"Bomb deli sandwiches made to order."

"I was told a week for only a clasp repair. 26 days later I called to ask what the story was. They said one week, so I asked if that's how they do business. They called me back and said it was done."

"Cash only, be prepared for the best tattoo deal you've ever had."

"Green chili burrito is the most amazing thing I've ever eaten on the face of this planet."