Michael Bruce-Kirkland

"Get bobby to ink you up smart work"

"Would recommend the jacuzzi after a night of two much cheese and alcohol the best cure"

"Don't be surprised or worried if you see sheep that look like that have fallen down the cliff there are plenty of places along the front for them to venture down :)"

"Not open on weekends"

"Flip the pillow at least 14 times before deciding your ready :)"