Mike Mertz

"Free admission, tons of food, beer, and live music. What more could you ask for?"

"3 piece tenders, side, biscuit and a soda for under $5. Can't get a more filling lunch for less!"

"The Cake Batter ice cream with white chocolate chips is so good it actually enables you to travel through time*. *not a guarantee."

"Get the Jack Daniels Steak Sandwich and a 25oz Killians. If you're still hungry, some Italian Fries. You'll be glad you did. The Green Monster and Grapeful Dead teas are also hangover-tastic."

"The A1 Peppercorn Burger is the greatest 1400 calories and 94 grams of fat you'll ever put into your body."

"Great inventions: the lightbulb, the internal combustion engine, the iPod, the internet, and the Chipotle Chicken Sandwich. Buy one of these and live the dream."