Alex Stolzoff

"Never come here, the service was terrible."

"Don't poss off the security guards and try to leave SOMA before the last bands set is over so you don't get the crowd at in-n-out"

"Get the steak and egg burrito."

"Try the iced mocha cappuccino!"

"Marie is the best hair dresser here"

"If you get Danielle as you're waiter and you tell him you're in a rush and the food takes longer then planned he'll take 50% off"