Alex Fredericks

"Try the ocean! It's salty!"

"Try the art!"

"There was a bag check, they made me abandon all hope and also my Dasani bottle."

"Make smoochy noises at the squirrels. They'll run over and stand on their hind legs, thinking you're gonna feed them. And you SHOULD feed them, or they'll stab you. In the FACE."

"Get the South 2nd (horeseradish-y!) and then have the sandwich maker issue physical challenges that are probably lethal ("Drink this jug of vinegar, man!" &c.)"