Alvin Laws

"The new flavor "Malt" ice cream is frigging bananas!!!!! Tastes like Cap't Crunch but not overpowering or cut the roof of your mouth, ha!!! But seriously, that shit is cray cray good!!!"

"WTF, is this 1998???!!! That nickname is so old and no one from THE A uses it. Keep on trucking on 75 to Florida"

"The Mac is getting too big for itself. I walk into the place not one TV is on the Braves gam I left the Lindbergh location cuz the service was horrible on multiple visits. This one now follows suit."

"Honestly, I love it"

"Omg this is the slowest Bucks on the planet"

"Hell no don't encourage people to bring their dog onto the softball fields. They may not clean up the poop and then I step or dive into trying to play softball."