Amy Fox

"It would be incredibly helpful to post your hours of operation on your door."

"If Costco doesn't sell it, I don't need it. Best store ever. :)"

"Selling stuff so old that I'd throw it away if it were in my fridge at home. Beware of the meat!"

"Seriously, who do I call to complain about 20 minute closures during rush hour?"

"If the light turns red try to make it through or you'll be sitting here forever while the road crew conducts a circle jerk."

"Sometimes the construction workers raise the draw bridge just to fuck with you."