John Baggs

"Park here to find an instant parking spot. Forget about driving around K-Lot."

"I may be the Mayor but these clothes blow. Don't buy this stuff unless you want to look like a douchebag."

"Go to Engine Ears Toys and build your own Mr. Potato Head. It's the only place on property you can do it."

"Try the Crispy Potato Soft Taco. They've never advertised it but it quietly showed up on the menu."