Brian Triple Threat

"Come for the parties, stay for the STDs!"

"This gym is exactly what everyone needs. The machines are always in top shape. The people who go here are always super friendly and willing to keep you motivated. The trainers are awesome."

"Awesome bar. Buy pitchers. More beer for your buck."

"Vegetarian? Just say so when you order and you get beans instead!"

"Vegetarian? Just say that when you order and you can get anything in the menu with beans instead of meat!"

"Best tattoo artists you'll ever meet."