Andrew Dadyan

"Try following someone for a long time to see how long it takes for them to.notice you're following them."

"if you see the long line that this place sometimes has and don't want to wait in it, don't bother ever eating chipotle ever again. you don't deserve it!"

"the people who reside here don't know how to spell crazy."

"Leave the people playing In The Groove in the arcade here alone. They hate everyone and everything and will scare all the little girls away."

"This Guy doesn't answer his phone EVER. So if you come over to his house don't expect to get in until an hour after you get there."